Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 4 by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Herobrine Publishing Inc
Published: 2024-06-09T00:00:00+00:00

Monday

I woke up this morning, and there was a bucket full of stuff next to my bed.

On the side of the bucket was a big sign that said, “USE ME, PLEASE!!!”

Inside the bucket was a bunch of stuff I had never seen before.

There was a bottle of something called SHAM-POO. It said you’re supposed to put it on your hair.

And I thought only Zombies put poo in their hair. Cool.

There was a really big toothbrush in the bucket. It was so big, I thought the person who uses this thing must have teeth as big as my head.

There was a sign on it that said it was something called a SCRUB-BRUSH.

Then there was a tube of something called TOOF-PAYST, which said it goes with something called MOUF-WASH.

There was also a bottle of something called LO-SHIN that looked kinda creamy like Mushroom stew.

And there was a big bar of SO-AP, which I’ve already seen before.

Inside the bucket were instructions on how to use everything.

I thought I would read the instructions while I got in the SHA-WUR, to save time.

But then the paper melted!

Man, what was I supposed to do with all this stuff now?

I tried calling Alex, but for some reason the phone stopped working.

I thought maybe I pressed the wrong button. But, it was hard to read the numbers with all that water spraying all over the place.

I guess I have to figure it out by myself, I thought.

So, I got out of the SHA-WUR, and grabbed the bottle of SHAM-POO.

I poured the whole bottle on my head. I didn’t think it smelled like poo at all.

But, I finally realized why it’s so much better to be a Zombie, and not have eyes.

Then I grabbed the brush and I put the TOOF-PAYST on it.

But I had the hardest time trying to fit the brush in my mouth.

I think this brush was made for somebody like Mutant.

So I kept pushing until I finally got it in my mouth.

I had a really hard time moving it around though.

I grabbed the bottle of MOUF-WASH and used the whole thing.

Good thing I had it too. I was really thirsty.

The bottle of LO-SHIN said I needed to use it on my hands and my face.

So I opened it up and poured it all over my face. Kind of felt like the vomit baths Mom used to give me when I was a kid. But it didn’t smell as good.

I didn’t know what to do with the bucket, so I just put it on my head like I saw some other Zombies do back home.

I was actually pretty proud of myself.

And, I was really excited to show the villagers how good I looked.

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